Another Unknown daVinci Is Unveiled
excerpted from the blog alloldmastersdontbelongtothequeen.co.uk:
"We have been following the astounding strides in art examination, particularly the recent expose by Artist Ron Piccirillo that the Mona Lisa is full of rather blurry animalist forms. But of course Leonardo was known for his ramblings en pittura, his virtuoso asides and his adolescentist humour- albeit in a deeply, profoundly futurist way.
In this rarely-mentioned da Vinci painting, Questo รจ una Pittura Bizzarro, there are concrete allusions to the machine age in the mechanical forms of the background that might lead one to believe that that is all there is; however, this is a painting about immigration. Prof. Georgina Morant, granddaughter of Prof. Dr. George Morant who famously unburied the crystal skull of the Aztecs, noted on close examination that a very clearly non-white woman in a bathing ensemble stands as though astride a porpoise in the centre-right near the edge, while an equally non-white man appears to be snoozing with his lion centre-left near the outer rim.
"Harrrrumph," Prof. Morant said after clearing her throat rather vigorously, "Leonardo meant to imply that the immigration of all manner, indeed, all colour of persons, would, at some future time - though we don't yet know when - emigrate to Canada, the land of multicult - and what could be more alludingly correct than Canada? Why, I have - this is totally speculative of course, I haven't had my tea yet without which I cannot counteract the effect of the Carruades de Lafite - yes, I have seen images of Canadian provinces, a side view of half of Gordon Lightfoot's head, and the tops of the heads of the fifteen thousand minions of Der Leader, bent over their daily slog, which must be reconstituted as benevolences flowing from God Harper. How can it not be Canada?"
Indeed.
-photomanipulation (c)Daisy Morant
"We have been following the astounding strides in art examination, particularly the recent expose by Artist Ron Piccirillo that the Mona Lisa is full of rather blurry animalist forms. But of course Leonardo was known for his ramblings en pittura, his virtuoso asides and his adolescentist humour- albeit in a deeply, profoundly futurist way.
In this rarely-mentioned da Vinci painting, Questo รจ una Pittura Bizzarro, there are concrete allusions to the machine age in the mechanical forms of the background that might lead one to believe that that is all there is; however, this is a painting about immigration. Prof. Georgina Morant, granddaughter of Prof. Dr. George Morant who famously unburied the crystal skull of the Aztecs, noted on close examination that a very clearly non-white woman in a bathing ensemble stands as though astride a porpoise in the centre-right near the edge, while an equally non-white man appears to be snoozing with his lion centre-left near the outer rim.
"Harrrrumph," Prof. Morant said after clearing her throat rather vigorously, "Leonardo meant to imply that the immigration of all manner, indeed, all colour of persons, would, at some future time - though we don't yet know when - emigrate to Canada, the land of multicult - and what could be more alludingly correct than Canada? Why, I have - this is totally speculative of course, I haven't had my tea yet without which I cannot counteract the effect of the Carruades de Lafite - yes, I have seen images of Canadian provinces, a side view of half of Gordon Lightfoot's head, and the tops of the heads of the fifteen thousand minions of Der Leader, bent over their daily slog, which must be reconstituted as benevolences flowing from God Harper. How can it not be Canada?"
Indeed.
-photomanipulation (c)Daisy Morant
posted by bluemlein at Wednesday, December 07, 2011
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